Welcome to Friday! Once again, you’ve made it. Here’s a story. I woke up Tuesday morning, bed 50% emptier than it had been in 9 days. Instinctively I reached for the other half, only to find my bear. Mr. Bear, fully clothed in Ingrid’s hand-stitched jumpers and trouser, smart pocket square and all. He was … More Your Universal Digest (1/22/16)
Happy Fuckin’ MONDAY! I missed the latter half of last week because there was this great lil’ lady in town visiting me, plus work has been a total roller coaster complete with really shitty days and massive projects taking off at the same time. I digress. Let’s get to it. edit: I just realised you’re … More Your Universal Digest (1/18/16)
Ziggy Stardust Is Dead
First Friday after the break. Feels good, don’t it? Feels real good. Like that time you experimented with the shower head, you dirty lil minx. Today we get back to the roots, and I’ll give you your poopin’ rag. Here’s your digest. Work it out. Your awful news of the day: A shitbag executed his own … More Your Universal Digest (1/8/2016)
Happy Wednesday ya jamooks. We’re almost a week through this year, and already His Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un has provided a thorough mashing of fuckery. Apparently he set off an H-Bomb this morning. I wonder how many of those million-billions could have gone towards feeding his starving nation. Cunt. Anyway, I think a healthy … More Your Universal Digest (1/6/2016)
Sitting in the Amsterdam airport, body relatively broken, spirits pretty high. Will write some now, and (maybe) add some later*. It’s Tuesday! The Tuesday after Christmas break. There’s no getting around it, it sucks. It’s 15 degrees in New York, and it feels like 7. So that sucks. But it doesn’t suck as much … More Your Universal Digest (1/5/2016)
Happy New Year folks 🙂 Let’s start with good and bad news. The bad news: At this point, your hangover should be nearing completion, and you’re slowly starting to realise that, aside from the date, not much has actually changed for you at the start of this gloriously uncertain* year. And, knowing most of you readers, … More Your Universal Digest (1/4/2016)
I wasn’t going to write anything today but it’s Friday, and it’s beautiful out, and I’m alone in the office. Feet up with a beer and OH MY GOD WILL SMITH JUST PUT OUT A NEW SONG dude even drops a ‘ha ha!’ in the first 20 seconds. He’s back, baby! With a garbage song, … More Your Universal Digest (10/9/2015)
Happy Tuesday! No digest yesterday. Why, you ask? Because it was Monday and it was raining and fuck you, that’s why. But my rainy Monday did net me a trip to IKEA and the knowledge that the pub on my corner does 2 for 1 pizza AND 2 for 1 beer on Mondays. So now … More Your Universal Digest (10/6/2015)
Oh, snap! Don’t call it a comeback. Sorry to leave for the week, I had to do a whole lot of moving (and drinking) and working. Anyway – I’m in my new apartment! It’s great. Big up @rachelcrowe for doing all the work in finding it for us. Come see it! Or I’ll post pictures here. … More Your Universal Digest (10/2/15)
A Microverse Battery 