Your Universal Digest (9/22/15)

9.22.15 aka my first day of work.

It’s a beautiful rainy day in Londontown today. So let’s start off with this adorable baby seeing rain for the first time. I wish I enjoyed anything as much as this baby enjoys seeing some fuckin’ rain. Happy Tuesday y’all.

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  • Some news from your side of the pond. This American peanut mogul dickhead knowingly shipped salmonella-laden peanuts, and killed 9 Americans.

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Read the story here: He just got sentenced.

  • Her Snapchat caption (Snaption?) is “Worst mom ever”. She should be less ashamed of the fact that she scares the shit out of her daughter and more ashamed of the fact that she’s on Snapchat. Put your boobies away, lady.

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  • A timelapse drawing of the solar system. Just pretty fuckin neat.

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  • Uhhhhhhh.. uhhhhhhhhhhh.. You can’t do that. C’mon, KJ, you’re better than that.

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  • Here’s your Song of the Day

and a bonus, because this song is funky and makes me happy

  • New Zealand SAS after a 10 hour fight with Taliban in Kabul. I asked a lady to kill a spider in the bathroom this morning.

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  • You liked the movie “Chef”? Great! You love Bradley Cooper? He’s just kind of alright, but you’re entitled to your opinion! Anyway, here’s your trailer of the day.
  • For all you TM freaks (lookin at you @MaxLandow), this meditation startup HeadSpace just raised 30M. Could be an interesting app to check out if you like to think about things and stuff.

http://techcrunch.com/2015/09/21/meditation-startup-headspace-raised-30-million-to-help-you-be-more-mindful/

  • XKCD of the day

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That’s all for now. Check back after lunchtime for updates.

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